Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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