I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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