did you get engaged???
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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