Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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