Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Randomize