The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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