Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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