This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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