Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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