He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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