well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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