Its about making memories worth repressing
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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