So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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