so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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