I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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