How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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