i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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