fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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