its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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