I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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