Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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