There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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