okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I need a burrito and a hug.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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