just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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