I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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