How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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