Fuck appropriateness.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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