One girl and one boy is just not enough.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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