Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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