Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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