Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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