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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning

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  More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub

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  I wish i could be there for it

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.

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• (315): View more from New York

  If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic

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• (631): View more from New York

  U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list

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