is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved