Are we in a gay sports bar?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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