Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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