Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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