i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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