You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
now i know why i became what i already was.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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