Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I see more hoeing in ur future
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