The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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