your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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