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good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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