He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well I just put wine in my tea
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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