I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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