but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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