They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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