o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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