Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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