I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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