i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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