I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
mondays should just be called national damage control day
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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