brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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