I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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