Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I think I won the penis lottery.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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