are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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