You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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