I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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